A Bee

badkidsjokes:

what did a bee say to a other bee?

i love plants

A Bee

badkidsjokes:

what did a bee say to a other bee?

i love plants

Banana Ladys

badkidsjokes:

Why did the banana ladys cross the road?

To try on a banana weding dress

Hermione

badkidsjokes:

is hermione in harry potter hot?
no
yes she is

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

thevirginharry:

remember ello reblog if ur a tru last week kid

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digimemory:

*watches one episode of ahs freak show*

me:

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ruinedchildhood:

thats so fucking foul

ruinedchildhood:

thats so fucking foul

(Source: beastworu)

kaworu-phobia:

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the fall of a hero

shouldnt:

writing an earlier date on your paper to look like a better student

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