Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

(via gnarly)

(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer)

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

unconflated:

life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me. 

Would u date someone 13 years old?
Anonymous

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

(Source: cathercha)

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

pridefulvanity:

In today’s episode of uselessly gendered items - ear plugs for women. Because you can’t stick a piece of plastic in your ear unless it’s pink and the box has a flower on it. 

pridefulvanity:

In today’s episode of uselessly gendered items - ear plugs for women. Because you can’t stick a piece of plastic in your ear unless it’s pink and the box has a flower on it. 

(Source: britwerkyall)

(Source: 100327)

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

(Source: brockdavis)

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

(Source: shotquns)

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)